How to trick your parents, that you lead a healthy lifestyle

The last thing I want is to worry my parents and listen to them bothering me whether i'm taking care of myself. So, i've created a list of white lies to tell a family to avoid being questioned about my health. Crucial point though is to support your stories with evidence. I do that regularly, making pictures of good events, while skiping the undesirable ones.

THE LIST

1. Lie: I'm doing a lot of sports, basketball, hiking etc. Afterwards i'm so tired that i go to sleep at a reasonable hour, mom.
   Truth: I do play, but in the meantime there's 10 cigarette breaks, and we are almost killing each other fighting for the ball. I take a nap at a reasonable hour, then during night i'm not sleepy.
   
2. Lie: I am eating healthy, just vegetables and homemade stuff. Look what i made today, mom!
   Truth: Kebab has vegetables inside.
   
3. Lie: I am doing a lot of things, videos, personal projects, cleaning actions, etc.
   Truth: 30 minues a day, and afterwards i chill with cold beer.
   
4. Lie: I keep the space clean, we are tidy af.
   Truth: There's a shame mountain of clothes next to my bed, and pile of dishes in the sink. Also, we have cocroaches.

EVIDENCE

Before basketball

Homemade buns